i can go away and you can wish that i had stayed or just stayed gone

my favorite things about having the husband out of the house for a few days:

walking around the house without getting groped
sleeping with both pillows
exercising compulsively and not eating dinner until 10:00 if i want
not getting the dreaded 5:30 'when are you coming home' phone call (only dreaded if it's going to be late)
putting dishes in the dishwasher without getting groped
getting ready in the morning while listening to music (oh wait. i do that anyway)
two words: project runway
listening to the same song over and over and over again
wearing all of my favorite shirts of his at the same time if i want
getting ready in the morning without getting groped

medication . modest mouse


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